Once in high school, Joe was in the middle of taking an hour-long midterm, and was having trouble concentrating. He thought if he had a few moments to clear his head, he’d be able to get his mind back on track and finish the test easily. He decided to pretend he needed to go to the bathroom, so he could escape the confines of the exam room.
Joe was unaware, however, that to prevent cheating, the school required someone to go with him to the bathroom. A random kid was designated to follow him in.
Joe didn’t need to use the toilet, so he stood at the urinal with his dick out … not pissing. After about 10 seconds of awkward silence, the kid in the bathroom with him asked, “Is the test hard?”
Joe didn’t hear the “test” part though, and thought he said “Is it hard?”
Even though he thought it was a weird question to ask, he responded. “No dude, I just don’t need to piss.”