Fake Piss

12 Jun

Once in high school, Joe was in the middle of taking an hour-long midterm, and was having trouble concentrating. He thought if he had a few moments to clear his head, he’d be able to get his mind back on track and finish the test easily. He decided to pretend he needed to go to the bathroom, so he could escape the confines of the exam room.

Joe was unaware, however, that to prevent cheating, the school required someone to go with him to the bathroom. A random kid was designated to follow him in.

Joe didn’t need to use the toilet, so he stood at the urinal with his dick out … not pissing. After about 10 seconds of awkward silence, the kid in the bathroom with him asked, “Is the test hard?”

Joe didn’t hear the “test” part though, and thought he said “Is it hard?”

Even though he thought it was a weird question to ask, he responded. “No dude, I just don’t need to piss.”

Cringe.

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12 Responses to “Fake Piss”

  1. modestypress June 12, 2012 at 2:19 PM #

    He could always claim to have premature prostate problems.

  2. facelikeafryingpan June 12, 2012 at 3:41 PM #

    I’m beginning to think Joe should see an ear specialist. =)

  3. Maggie O'C June 12, 2012 at 5:33 PM #

    Oh Joe, you make me laugh silently at my desk, the silent shoulders shaking laughing usually only performed at Church or family dinners.

  4. Chelsea Brown19 June 12, 2012 at 6:03 PM #

    Dude perhaps you should get your hearing checked out. ;) You’re funny though

  5. unfetteredbs June 12, 2012 at 7:59 PM #

    funny damn funny. So glad Maggie O’C introduced me to you ;)

  6. Mrs. P June 12, 2012 at 11:01 PM #

    Thank God the test wasn’t hard.

  7. meagan June 12, 2012 at 11:45 PM #

    Love it! Another classic :) .

  8. Ritika Upadhyay At Le Blog June 13, 2012 at 12:28 PM #

    Oh boy. it must be hard on you, all these Joe-isms, everyday, lurking to come blast at your face.

  9. Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife June 13, 2012 at 2:37 PM #

    now that was funny! lol

  10. Steve June 13, 2012 at 10:53 PM #

    Now that’s awkward.

  11. The Bumble Files June 15, 2012 at 6:47 PM #

    This one’s great! Thanks for the laugh!

  12. kalipygous June 17, 2012 at 1:49 AM #

    LOL i love ur random rants. and ur name is epic! “Joe’s Shitty Ideas” YES PLZ!!

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