Familiar Face

15 Jun

Joe was at a local festival last summer, eating the greasy food (he may have even had fried dough), walking around to all the booths, etc. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted an old friend he hadn’t seen in years.

This guy was big. Like “The Rock” big. He’d always been that way, even in high school.

Lucky fuck.

Anyways, he was taking in a circle of other guys, and Joe saw he was eating a basket of french fries.

Joe walked up behind his long-lost friend, stuck his arm across his body, and grabbed a french fry out of the basket.

“Mmmmm, french fries,” Joe said, sticking the fresh-cut potato into his mouth.

The guy turned to see what was going on, and found Joe, smiling. The smile quickly turned to a look of sheer terror. It was not his friend.

The confused meat-head stared back at him. “Dude, what the fuck?” he asked.

Joe mumbled something inaudible, and promptly got the hell out of there.

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17 Responses to “Familiar Face”

  1. Gene Molloy June 15, 2012 at 10:28 AM #

    Poor Joe. Good thing he didn’t slap Dude’s ass checks.

  2. Coming East June 15, 2012 at 10:37 AM #

    Yep. That would definitely qualify as awkward.

  3. susielindau June 15, 2012 at 10:37 AM #

    Hahahahahahaha! So funny. Run away…. keep running!

  4. ROAS June 15, 2012 at 10:41 AM #

    Joe the smarty.. :D

  5. theforgottenwife June 15, 2012 at 10:43 AM #

    Even Joe has flashes of brilliance :)

  6. nikkix2 June 15, 2012 at 11:24 AM #

    God Bless Joe,,,and his dumbass moments!

  7. Lace June 15, 2012 at 12:00 PM #

    Uh Oh…. Me and Joe now have an experience in common. I’ve done this. Twice.

  8. lauriejlong June 15, 2012 at 12:18 PM #

    That’s like the show “Impractical Jokers.” Awesome!

  9. Sword-chinned bitch June 15, 2012 at 12:43 PM #

    I like Joe.

  10. Madarame-Harunobu June 15, 2012 at 1:21 PM #

    Defnitely confirm before you leap or glomp. indeed..

  11. clyde June 15, 2012 at 4:16 PM #

    Kinda like flipping someone the bird and lo and behold,it AIN’T who you thought. A sure-fire way to an ass-kicking.

  12. The Oma Today Project June 15, 2012 at 5:56 PM #

    Publicly accessible french fries are fair game as far as I’m concerned.

  13. The Bumble Files June 15, 2012 at 6:43 PM #

    Yet another awkward moment for Joe!

  14. Maggie O'C June 15, 2012 at 7:05 PM #

    Joe makes me laugh really hard. Joe makes me “oh gawd no he didn’t” laugh really hard.

  15. Impybat June 15, 2012 at 8:18 PM #

    That is absolutely freaking priceless.

  16. jenlutar June 16, 2012 at 11:06 PM #

    That is TOO funny!! I can’t even begin to imagine the embarrassment! Thanks for sharing this.

  17. kamellia73 June 16, 2012 at 11:19 PM #

    HOW do you know all these things about Joe?

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