Joe Runs Away

16 Jun

When Joe was 13, he got mad at his mother and ran away from home … well, to the woods right behind his house. So he “ran” for about 10 seconds. Actually, he probably didn’t even run; he merely walked past a few trees and sat on a stump.

What a badass.

In the woods, there were rocks and fallen trees to climb on. Joe began messing around to pass the time . He found a vine growing on a tree and started swinging on it and pulling it apart with his hands.

Eventually, Joe had to pee. He decided it was a good time to go home.

He walked into the house and immediately went to the bathroom for relief.

The next morning, Joe woke up and went to brush his teeth. When he looked into the mirror, he was horrified. Poison ivy. Everywhere.

Oh, and you remember the part about peeing as soon as he came home? Well, I guess you can put two and two together there.

His mom did not ground Joe, or make him do extra chores. I guess she decided Mother Nature and Joe’s shitty idea were punishment enough.

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20 Responses to “Joe Runs Away”

  1. Gene Molloy June 16, 2012 at 9:02 AM #

    Jeez, I hope Joe doesn’t get any shitty ideas regarding the Calamine Lotion.

  2. Mrs. P June 16, 2012 at 9:41 AM #

    Now I have so much sympathy for Joe’s mother …lol

  3. Steve June 16, 2012 at 10:42 AM #

    Your killing me with these story’s. LOL
    Mean while my blog is days behind. Thank’s I needed the break.
    Steve :D

  4. gingerfightback June 16, 2012 at 10:52 AM #

    He’ll go far……..

  5. clyde June 16, 2012 at 11:28 AM #

    Hell,I’ve had that happen to me,while out morel mushroom hunting! Damn the bad luck anyway!

  6. omawarisan June 16, 2012 at 11:50 AM #

    Yeah, he says he was peeing.

  7. themisfortunate June 16, 2012 at 12:08 PM #

    Haha silly jor

    • themisfortunate June 16, 2012 at 12:08 PM #

      Oops! I mean Joe*

  8. jayallenwriter June 16, 2012 at 2:55 PM #

    This blog is a really good time. I’m following yours.

  9. jenlutar June 16, 2012 at 11:04 PM #

    I’m so glad I found your blog. Started reading and made me LAUGH today, right when I needed it, so thank you for sharing Joe’s Shitty Ideas!! Bet his you-know-what was pretty sore for a while after that!!! lol – Not to mention, itchy as hell!! I will be following yours, as this is great fun to read through ;)

  10. kamellia73 June 16, 2012 at 11:29 PM #

    Natural consequences.

  11. Lamberta June 17, 2012 at 12:25 AM #

    Keeps getting better. :)

  12. The Bumble Files June 17, 2012 at 1:39 AM #

    Unfortunately, whenever my son gets poison oak he has the same problem : ) Enjoying your blog!

  13. ribbie June 17, 2012 at 6:56 PM #

    Joe’d have been better off just peeing on the poison ivy.

  14. Maryea Amatu Rab En Nasir June 17, 2012 at 10:02 PM #

    Reblogged this on sylphontheloose.

  15. crubin June 18, 2012 at 10:55 AM #

    Joe definitely received punishment enough with that one!

  16. patsandy June 18, 2012 at 1:56 PM #

    Um…I can relate to this, but I’ll spare you the explanation…love the blog!

  17. ruseriousfml June 18, 2012 at 7:33 PM #

    HaHaHa…he actually didn’t run at all.

    • Steve June 19, 2012 at 7:16 AM #

      ruseriousfml, kinda shuffled I’d say. I have had poison ivy once, and no not there. On my legs and arms from cleaning some brush. If you have had it, no explanation is necessary, if you have not, no explanation is possible. Yikes!!!!!!!

  18. Sharon June 18, 2012 at 7:53 PM #

    I kid not; this happened to me too.

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