These past few days I’ve been on vacation with friends. Somehow Joe weaseled his way into the trip. I mean, what’s a relaxing get-a-way without fucking Joe and his spastic antics, right?
During the course of our stay, many shitty ideas were shared. I can’t wait to unload them on here for all the internet to see.
- bedazzled orthopedic shoes
- carni-inspired restaurant
- your-fly-is-down alert system
- bouncy-ball wine bottles
- playing-cards table glue
Grab a big roll of toilet paper and stay tuned for the shit storm as I elaborated each of these stories …