I’d like to take a break from the shitty ideas I gathered over vacation to bring you one of Joe’s famous awkward moments. You know … fucking mix it up a bit.
One day when Joe was in middle school, he was sitting in Homeroom chewing on a red pen. This was a bad habit Joe had developed, but I can assure you, after this day, he never chewed on a pen again.
Mid-gnaw, the red pen exploded.
Joe was desperate to get rid of the disgusting taste the ink was leaking into his mouth. He needed to get a drink of water, ASAP! Joe ran up to the teacher, approaching her desk to ask her to go to the restroom, when she noticed him coming towards her.
“AHHHHHH!” was all she could say.
The teacher thought the red pen ink was blood and started freaking the fuck out.
Joe tried to calm her down–to explain that he was not injured–but he found he couldn’t talk coherently because of the bitter red liquid filling his mouth.
Panicking over the red ink/saliva dribbling out Joe’s mouth, the teacher called the school nurse.
Joe tried to run out of classroom to the water fountain, but the teacher practically tackled him to the floor! She thought Joe had gone batshit crazy, bit his tongue off and was a danger to himself and/or others. No one seemed to understand that it was just fucking ink.
Eventually, when the school nurse got there, she quickly determined it was not blood and helped Joe clean himself up. But the damage was done. The entire class had seen this happen, and Joe was never looked at the same again.
To add insult to injury (even though, in this case, there was no real injury) the school insisted Joe have a mental evaluation, even after it was clear that no, no … the pen had just exploded.
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Very funny stuff,i don’t think all the “F” words add to the Humor!!!
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Has Joe run out of ideas!?! I’ve been wondering if he recently developed bright ideas and you had nothing to write about… that would be sad.
Leigh, where there are groups of popele, there will always be in-fighting. Apartheid left many wounds and none so great as the geographically divisive nature of our towns and cities. In our town there are 4 main sectors: the farms, the town (which is the white area), a black area and a coloured area. Needless to say, there has been some integration, but the areas remain predominantly inhabited by the initial groups. This in itself creates in-fighting, as our town is ANC-run, so the coloured and white popele feel marginalised. This is nothing new in post-Apartheid SA.However, what has happened is that there are, within the various sectors, disparate groups who function autonomously but who also want a share of the whole. Each group, naturally, has its own goals and agendas.Furthermore, EVERYTHING in our town is political and the three main parties are all extremely active.Interestingly enough, our town has recently faced two major crises one around the Secondary School and one which is currently happening around a national road project. In both instances, Cope have been the main instigators of the problem. This has meant that the ANC and the DA have had to work together in order to solve the problems, which is a first for this town.This then answers your first question. To answer your second question, is more complicated. What I have identified (and you must just bear with me, as I only moved to this town 9 months ago and became involved in politics and community affairs 6 months ago), is that where there is a common enemy, be it Cope, the municipality, outside contractors etc. it is very easy to get the community to work together. Adversity can be a unifying factor and to find one common purpose makes life a lot easier (and popele more amenable to working together).I also attempt to take all politics out of meetings. Once we remove party affiliations, we begin to understand that we all want the same things for our community. I am hoping that by bringing the message that our community is one community and not a cluster of disparate groups, we can start to work for a common purpose. At every meeting I attend, I tell popele that for now we are one community. In 2011 we can start our political war but until then we need to work together and not against each other to solve our problems.So far, whenever I have addressed meetings with this message, I have found that everyone is far more inclined to listen to each other and to work together.But, as I mentioned, I am still relatively new to all of this political stuff, so my outlook might change over time. I hope not. I truly believe that we can all work together to uplift and build our town.
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What has Joey done lately?
http://smileonceaday.wordpress.com/2012/06/21/a-tribune-to-joes-shitty-ideas/
Here’s a link to a tribute to this blog…maybe Joe will come up with an idea if he takes the bait.
Hey man! These are hilarious! Post some more!
What ever happened to Joe? It’s been months since there’s been a post…Is Joe gone from the workplace? No more ideas?
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